If Michael Jackson and PJ Tucker had a baby, you’ll get Roy Woods.

Roy Woods is such an interesting artist. He sings — well at that — but also talks hella s**t in his music. In his latest release, “Russian Cream,” he talks so much s**t over this dark yet fast tempo instrumental that you’re going to want to punch him in his face after listening to it. Then again, how can you want to punch someone with such a heavenly voice in the face?