Lil Uzi Vert looks like he showers in lava.

Lil Uzi Vert dropped two new songs this morning, and both of them are bangers in their own special way. In this particular one, you get a version of Uzi that is quite exhilarated at the fact that he’s winning and smashing women at a faster rate than Wilt Chamberlain. Throughout, the Philly rapper spits with great energy, and eases his way through his verses like they were coated in lard. Well done, Lava-head!

If you have tattoo’s on your face, you can’t be no f**kin’ introvert! Do you see tattoo’s on Kawhi Leonard’s face?

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