I feel like Jhene will make me a better person, but also a constipated person if I were to ever date her.

Women are going to call Jhene a genius for her performance on “Trigger Protection Mantra,” but I am going to call her a daredevil instead. Not only is the track different from what you hear on the radio today (It features nothing but soothing vibes and words of encouragement when it comes to temperament), but it also falls in line with the way the California singer has been moving as of late in her life. I think it’s very brave of her to show the world her fragile side in her music, even if that means compromising a few radio plays.

Damn, I feel like my blood pressure just went down 0.26 kilometers while listening to this song.