GOLDEN EYE

Action Bronson

OVERALL RATING  (⭐️⭐️⭐️)

I truly wonder where Action Bronson’s head is when he makes music.

If I were to guess, Action Bronson gets high on toad backs before he makes music. Not only does he say outlandish s**t in his songs, but he also loves rapping over bizarre beats. On “Golden Eye,” his latest single, Bronson sounds like he’s floating on a Jamaican flying carpet.

In “Golden Eye,” Action Bronson says the following things:

Twenty kowasakis looking like wild horses on stampede

and:

I look like a character that was drawn by Stan Lee

and:

If we get attacked in the woods, I’ll have to choke the bear

Excuse my language, but what the f**k is Action Bronson talking about on most of this song?