Tory Lanez — LOL: SLUTTY BASS (Album Review)

Tory Lanez was not lying with this album title.

STREAM

TOP 5 SONGS

5. WongTong Soup

I’m actually mad at this song.

Like… why is it THIS catchy??

When Drake dropped “NOKIA,” my whole friend group was stuck on “Where the f*ck the function???” for weeks. That was the phrase. That was the moment.

But now?? Tory got me out here yelling “Girl, I got the WongTong!” like it’s a lifestyle.

The hook is ridiculously addictive, but what really pushes it over the edge is the bass. And I know — that’s the whole point of the album — but this track feels like it turned the dial up even more. It’s loud, it’s bouncy, it’s borderline overstimulating in the best way.

This is one of those songs that gets stuck in your head whether you like it or not… and honestly? You’re not gonna be mad about it.

4. Fyne Sh*t Paradise

This one is FUNNY and painful at the same time.

The whole concept is simple: you fumbled a baddie, a 10… and now you’re sick about it.

Like, actually sick.

There’s something so real about that feeling, though — knowing you lost someone who was really that girl, and now you’re stuck wondering who she’s with, what she’s doing, and why you messed it up.

It’s lighthearted on the surface, but there’s definitely a sting under it. Tory balances that well, keeping it playful while still letting that regret peek through.

It’s messy. It’s relatable. It works.

3. Planet Bass / NBLYB

This one? Pure energy.

The whole album is hype, but this track feels like it’s operating on another level. From the jump, it’s just GO GO GO — no breaks, no hesitation.

The beat is heavy, the bass is knocking, and the ad-libs keep everything moving in a way that makes it impossible to sit still.

I’m not even gonna lie… this is one of those songs I’d absolutely lose my mind to in the club. Like, no shame. Full energy. Sweaty. Just having a time.

The back-and-forth moments give it that extra push too — it feels interactive, like the song is feeding off its own hype.

Certified banger.

2. Bulma’s Patience

Okay, first of all — the classic Tory Lanez Dragon Ball Z references? You know I’m already in.

But beyond that, this track is actually really sweet in its own way.

It’s about that person who’s patient with you — someone who takes their time, understands you, and doesn’t rush the process. And in return, you want to match that energy. Be patient with them, too. Be better for them.

It’s grounded in the middle of all this chaos.

Even with the heavy production and bass, there’s a softer emotional core here. It’s about mutual effort, mutual care — just two people showing up for each other.

1. S.L.I.D.E

Yeah… this one is a banger. No notes.

Tory Lanez knew exactly what he was doing making this a single.

The beat is loud, busy, and a little chaotic — but in a way that works perfectly for the track. It’s the kind of production that grabs your attention immediately and doesn’t let go.

Lyrically, it’s simple: he’s tryna get her to slide. Come through, vibe, spend the night.

But it’s the delivery that sells it.

Tory blends his smooth vocals with quick rap pockets and those hyped background layers that make the whole song feel alive. It’s super stimulating, super catchy, and ridiculously easy to run back.

This is a repeat-button track for sure.

SONG BY SONG RATING

1. S.L.I.D.E (4/5)

2. Bulma’s Patience (4/5)

3. Aggression From Saturn (4/5)

4. Planet Bass/ NBLYB (4/5)

5. WongTong Soup (4/5)

6. Pink Material (4/5)

7. Keyz To Vampa (4/5)

8. The Hate of Friends (4/5)

9. S.M.O (4/5)

10. Jane’s Cotton Candy (4/5)

11. Krillin’s Fumble (4/5)

12. Fyne Shit Paradise (4/5)

13. “Nobody” Land (4/5)

14. Best Birthday Ever (4/5)

15. Party 4 Martians (4/5)

RGM RATING

(80%)

LOL: SLUTTY BASS is exactly what it sounds like — loud, chaotic, bass-heavy, and completely unapologetic about it.

And honestly? That’s what makes it fun.

From start to finish, the production is the star. The bass is wild. Like, headphones-not-enough, you-need-speakers-for-this type of hype. Every track hits with that same energy — no filler, no quiet moments, just straight vibration.

But what keeps it from feeling repetitive is the personality.

Tory leans into humor, references, and just overall playfulness throughout the album. You’ve got anime nods, wild song titles, catchy one-liners, and moments that feel like they were made to go viral or be shouted in a room full of people.

It doesn’t take itself too seriously — and it doesn’t need to.

Vocally, Tory is in his bag. He switches between singing and rapping effortlessly, layering his voice in ways that keep things interesting even when the beats are doing the most.

This isn’t a deep, introspective, sit-and-reflect album.

This is a turn-it-up, feel-it-in-your-chest, don’t-think-too-hard album.

And it does that job really well.

Loading poll ...