Bossman Dlow – Chicken Talkin Bastard (Album Review)

Bossman Dlow sticks to his formula and executes it with confidence and consistency in “Chicken Talkin Bastard.”

STREAM

TOP 5 SONGS

5. You So Pressure (Ft. Trey Songz)

Respectfully, Trey Songz doesn’t sound like himself here. He almost comes across as slightly bloated, like he recorded the track after smashing a couple of burgers like Michael B. Jordan did at In-N-Out after winning an Oscar. However, he still hits those high notes and shows some solid passion.

As for Bossman Dlow, he shines bright here, bringing out his playa side over production that channels a vintage R&B vibe. Lyrically, he talks about upgrading his chick, showing her the finer things that her ex couldn’t. More than anything, I think this is a solid R&B-hop album cut.

4. Self Made

Do you know what Bossman Dlow is a beast at? Making hood anthems, which we get with “Self Made.” In the track, which is driven by this slick trap beat with a nice bounce, Bossman Dlow proves why he’s an unstoppable figure, talking his s**t like he has the keys to the Strait of Hormuz. I think the chorus he lays down is outstanding (I especially love how it has two different sounds, including a checklist), and his level of unbothered is inspirational. F**k being like Mike, I want to be like Chicken Bastard!

3. Big Dawg Status (Ft. OJ da Juiceman)

Bossman Dlow and OJ da Juiceman’s chemistry is f**king awesome on “Big Dawg Status.” In the track, they both rap with that choppy, bouncy flow that gets you hyped the hell up every time. They also speak on hustling and flexing in similar ways, probably getting more detailed than necessary. All in all, this track has a hook that I love, a beat that knocks, and raps that are more animated than a Joel Embiid flop.

2. Motion Party

S**t, I can’t be the only person who thinks “Motion Party” is amazing. The production, which is bouncy as hell, sounds like some s**t meant to be played at beach parties with first-team twerkers in bikinis, which, if your testosterone levels are OK, should be fine with you.

As for Dlow, he makes the track all about himself, talking about all the money he has and snatching chicks up, but he does this in a way that follows the rhythm of the beat well. All in all, I can see this track going crazy once the summer hits.

1. Nothin Like Me

“Nothin Like Me” hits in so many different ways. First and foremost, the way Bossman Dlow surfs on the menacing, bass-heavy beat is fantastic. At a certain point, it almost sounds like he’s having fun with it, knowing it ain’t strong enough to intimidate him. This bleeds into the hook, which flows well, and his lyrics, which have him talking about money like it’s the love of his life. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that someone who calls himself a “Chicken Talkin Bastard” would be extra motivated when talking about money nonstop.

SONG BY SONG RATING

1. Chicken Talkin Bastard (Ft. YKNIECE) (3.5/5)

2. 99 Problems (3.5/5)

3. How I’m Livin (4.5/5)

4. Motion Party (4/5)

5. Gas Money (4/5)

6. Ain’t Easy (Ft. G Herbo) (4/5)

7. Flood (4/5)

8. You So Pressure (Ft. Trey Songz) (4/5)

9. Naked Hustle (4/5)

10. Goddess (Ft. DaBaby)(4/5)

11. Tenderism (Ft. Bossman pac)(3.5/5)

12. Plays of the Week (4/5)

13. Starter Pack (3.5/5)

14. Nothin Like Me (4.5/5)

15. Let’s Go Get Em (4/5)

16. Big Dawg Status (Ft. OJ da Juiceman) (4.5/5)

17. Act Like Money (3/5)

18. Iceberg (3.5/5)

19. Self Made (4/5)

20. I Fell Off (Ft. Goldenboy Countup) (3.5/5)

RGM RATING

(77%)

Bossman Dlow is one of those artists who doesn’t overthink the formula; he just doubles down on it. With Chicken Talkin Bastard (Which, BTW, is a sick-ass title for an album), he leans fully into the style that’s been fueling his rise, delivering a project packed with unfiltered bars, relentless trash talk, and hooks that stick after one listen.

Coming off a breakout run that included viral moments like “Get In With Me,” Dlow continues to build momentum here. The album spans 20 tracks, but it rarely drags. Songs are quick, punchy, and designed to hit fast, making it easy to run through without losing interest. Tracks like “Motion Party” highlight his ability to turn simple flexes into something infectious, even pushing him onto the Billboard Hot 100 (Damn, he’s one of the few real ones on there these days).

What stands out most is the variety of production. While the foundation is Southern trap, the flavors shift constantly. Some beats bounce with club-ready energy, others lean into Florida-style grit, while a few tap into cinematic or even militant tones reminiscent of Jeezy’s prime. Dlow sounds completely at home across it all, never forcing melodies or complicated flows, just delivering straightforward bars with a confident, slightly goofy edge (I mean this respectfully).

The album flows well, maintaining a consistent vibe without becoming repetitive. Features from artists like G Herbo, Trey Songz, DaBaby, and OJ Da Juiceman add variety without overshadowing him.

All in all, there aren’t many surprises here, but that’s kind of the point. Chicken Talkin Bastard gives you exactly what you signed up for, and does it well. I have zero complaints here. As a matter of fact, I’ll be saving a bunch of tracks to my personal library.

Loading poll ...