Dove Cameron has written a takedown for everyone whose exes are all “crazy.”

At some point, if all your exes are crazy, it might be time to look in the mirror. Dove Cameron delivers that reminder on “do the math.”

We’ve been waiting for this song since 2021. Dove took her sweet time releasing it, but I’m so glad it’s finally here as a single ahead of her debut album, FINAL GIRL. It’s a scathing alternative pop track aimed at someone who needs to recognize that they’re the common denominator in their failed relationships: “It’s always been you / And your daddy issues.”

All of this person’s girlfriends have raised the same issues with their behavior, but they still refuse to take accountability. Instead, they label every ex “crazy.” Most of us know someone like this, which makes the song hit even harder. Whether it’s an ex or someone we know, we’ve wanted to call them out, and hearing Dove do it is pretty satisfying.

I get more excited for FINAL GIRL every day. Dove Cameron has been making music for years, and we’re finally getting her debut LP. We’re going to be fed this November.

You can listen to “do the math” below.

Emma Platt