That’s some very astute drawing there, sir or ma’am.

I will not be rating Alchemist’s new EP, but I do want to rate this one track he has with Action Bronson called “Hopeless Romantic.” On it, Action spits over this smooth instrumental that lacks real bass. As usual, Action Bronson gives us nothing but malarkey in his raps, switching between talking about Carmelo’s sweat dripping on his feet court-side to giving his lawyer cheese for getting him out of trouble. That is a wandering mind if I ever seen one.